Parvati ji: Prabhu Aapka Trishool kaha hai?
Shiv ji: Rajnikanth le gaya hai!
Parvati ji: Kyooon?
Shiv ji: Noodles khaane ke liye!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 767 views

Can I play

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a
hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both
of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically
holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able
to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to
play it before.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Banta: oye, tu to doctor ke paas

Banta: oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai

Aj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai
Pucho Kaise?

Bhikhari Ko Pucha:
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?

Bola:Khushi Se Mar Jaunga
Maine Nahi Diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kidnapped

A blonde is missing for three days. Her husband is very worried and searches for her everywhere, calls the cops, but nothing turns up. On the third day the blonde shows up at home and her husband opens his eyes widely and looks at her in disbelief. He starts talking to her:
- Where have you been!? We've been looking everywhere for you!

- I was kidnapped, and they kept me for a week!

- Wait, you've only gone for three days!

- I know silly, but I have to go back for another four!

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Husband wife mein ladai hoi

Husband wife mein ladai hoi

Husband wife mein ladai hui,

Husband ghar se chala gaya ,

Husb:Raat ko phone pe ,"Khane main kya hai"

Wife:Zeher.

Husb:Mai der se aaoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)