Dada:Putar Andar Se Mere Daant Le Aa

Pota:Par Dadu Abhi Roti Nahi Bani He

Dada:Oye Roti Nu Mar Goli Yar
Samne Vali Budhi Nu SMILE Deni He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views

1din Papu 4 bje uth gya

1din Papu 4 bje uth gya
Ma-Papu mera putr, Papu mera sher, padh likh k paisa kamaega dher.

Papu-Na main tera putr, na koi sher, susu karn utha si, so jaunga fer

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan: Bhai sahab

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient foryou?

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for
you?
Innocent Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boasting about race records

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Raat ko aap peeke gutter

Rabri: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Funny Laloo: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)