Bibi ghar ki rasoi mein payi jane wali ek faltu musibat hai
Iska paustik aahar pati ka bheja khana hai aur
Yeh pani kam khoon jyada peete hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 532 views

Some race horses

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi

Aik Admi Bola Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

Sardar: Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kar Ke Gayi He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghar ki rekhwali

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte
Hain.
Pakistani Citizen:
Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..
"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dekha Saste Ka Result..

Advocate :Talak Karvane Ke 5000 Lagenge

Husband :Pagal Ho
Panditji Ne 51 Mein Shadi Karvai Thi

Advocate : Dekha Saste Ka Result..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

... Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Huaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Huuuuuuuuuuun ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)