Sir: pani me rhne wale
Sir: pani me rhne wale 5 janwar k nam batao?
Santa:mendak
Sir: 4 or batao
Santa: mendak ki mummy, uske k papa,
uski ki behan
uski ki item.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 843 views
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