Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu
kahan baithega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 933 views

Walking the Dogs

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Ye building kitne din mai

AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?

PATHAN : 1 maah main,
...
AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai,
...
Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building kitny din main bani hai?

PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,

AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai,

Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?

PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya

Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Bano Ge

Beta! Abu Me Jangi Jahaz Ka Poilet Banu Ga

Baap, Lekin Hame Kaise Pata Chaley Ga K Tum Kon Sa Jahaz Urah Rahey Ho

Beta! Abu Jab Me Apne Gaon Ke Uper Se Guzrun Ga To Bomb Giraa Dun Ga, Aap Foran Samj Jaiye Ga Ke Ye Hamara Beta Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mene larki ko phasaya

Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..

Friend : Woh kaisey?



Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Ek sharabi dosre se:

ek sharabi dosre se: ek hathi pool mein gir jay
to kaise nikle ga?
dosra: very simple wet ho kar nikle ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)