Best friends
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said,
“Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added,
“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d like to make a little change…”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 932 views
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