Biwi Marne Ki Saza Bas Itni Si?
Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Thha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Thha.
Santa Ne Usse Puchha: “Kya Hua?”
Dost: “Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala”
Santa Kuch Sochte Hue: “Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: “6 Hafte”
Santa: “Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte”
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: “Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1262 views
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