Yeh ladki…
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Uffff…
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Ya allah…
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ItnI sundar…
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Haye…
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ItnI smart…
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Oye hoye…
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ItnI mast…
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Haye main mar janwan…
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ItnI cute…
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Itni IntellIgent…
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ItnI lovable…
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Aur kItnI sweet hai….
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 997 views

Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.

Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.

Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.

Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me

English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain:
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"Get Well Soon!"
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Or Pakistani Dost Kehte Hain:
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Oye Nurse Bari Sohni Aey,
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Holi, Holi Theek Hovin.. ;)
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Asi Kal Fer Aawan Gay.. :-P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Kya Se Kya Ho Gaya

Pehle Wo Meri Girlfriend Thi, Main Bolta Tha Aur Wo Sunti Thi,

Phir Wo Meri Mangetar Bani Aur
Wo Bolti Thi Aur Main Sunta Tha,

Ab Wo Meri Biwi Hai Ham Dono Bolte Hain Aur Poora Mohalla Sunta Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is jihad bin nafs?

What is jihad bin nafs?

It is when u see 100 Notifications, 20 Messages and 30 Friend requests on Facebook . . . . . .

Still you click "Logout" & "Study" Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Aur Traffic Police

Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga

Pathan: Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay Four Wheel Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)