commerce ka student

Din mein chain nahi,
Raat ko neend nahi,
Ji na lage kahi.
Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai?
Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka
Yehi haal hai…

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 750 views
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