Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:
Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:
”Ye meri pehli date hai darling..........agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhotabhai samajhk maaf kar dena..:p :D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 923 views
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