Mast Chai Peeni Hai?
Santa Ek Din Gumte Gumte Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Ja Pahuncha.
Banta Badi Khushi Se Mila Aur Usko Bithata Hua Bola.
Banta: “Yaar Aaj Teri Bhabhi Ghar Pe Nahi Hai, Warna Mein Tujhe Bhadiya Si Chai Pilata”
Santa: “Oye Kanjus Kabhi To Doodh Market Se Bhi Le Liya Kar?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1115 views
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Bakra Eid Special message..
In Sallu bhaii ishtyles..... :p
VEER:
Jahan bhi gosht bhejun ga..
5 seir ek sath bhejun ga......
Wanted:
Agr ek bar me gosht bhej du..
To dubara mangne mat ana.....
Dabbang:
Hum tumhen itna gosht bhejen ge..
k tum confuse ho jao ge k...
qurbani tum ne ki ha ya hum ne......
Ready:
Tumhen bakra Eid pe 3 log zyada gosht bhejen ge..
I, Me & Myself........
Bodyguard:
Mujh per 1 Ehsaan krna..
Mujhse bar bar gosht na mangna........!!
Advance Eid mubark to all of u.........!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
teacher: tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho,to apni mumy ki badi bahan or chhoti bahan ko kya kahte ho?
boy: MAXIMUM & MINIMUM
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
khybeta:abu agr mere exams me 80% marks aye to ap ka kya hal ho ga?
abu:me khushi se pagal ho jaon ga!
beta:nai abu mje ap ka khayal he isi liye me exams me fail ho gaya
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha thaPaas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do.
Pathan: Kar di na jahilon wali baat.
Pankha chalega to Mom Batti nahi bujh jayegi?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
100% Majedar joke
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3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
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1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake
Laaye Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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3rd:Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe…
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Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek
Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne
Baari-Baari Bajayaa..;-P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Jab Nayi Nayi SHadi Hui Thhi To Wo Apni Patni Ke Har Kaam Mein Nukks Nikalta Thha.
Ek Din Santa Apni Patni Ko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”
Patni: “Yeh Lo Boil Kiya Hua Anda”
Santa: “Gadhi, Yeh To Fry Kerna Thha”
Kuchh Din Bad
Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”
Patni: “Yeh Lo Fry Kiya Hua Anda”
Santa: “Ullu Ki Pathi, Yeh To Boil Karna Thha”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
?1 aadmi chaabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha...
Ek Sardar use gor dekh raha tha
kuch der baad bola-
bhai sab agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka Lagadu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town.
When the children returned to school a few days
later, one grade school teacher asked her students
whether they had used the time away from school
constructively.
"I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just
prayed for more snow."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)