SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,

santa:acha vala hai,Lala:ha,

Santa: achi quality ka hai,

Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 613 views
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