SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai
SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.
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