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Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?
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Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga
by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 793 views
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