Sab se bre sadhu

7-chatai par 7-sadhu bethe the,
1 Aadmi ne sbse bade sadhu se
pucha-"Baba Ladkiya line nhi
deti ky karu?
Sadhu(chote sadhu se )- 1 chatai
aur laga bhai ke liye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1057 views
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