Chor ki biwi ne kaha
Chor ki biwi ne kaha: "ghar me raashan khatam ho gaya ha."
Chor ghussay say bola:
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"Lay aaonga, pehlay dukaane tO band hone do.!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 667 views
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