Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”
Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views
Similar Jokes
Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil
rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to
hamara signature hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
a lecture waz going on
suddenly a boy went out of the class
lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya??
boy's friend: sir, usko neend me chalne ki aadat hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:Meri Premika Ki Mang Itani Badi Thi Ki Mujhe Usase Rishta Todna Pada.
Banta: Uski Mang Kya Thi
Santa: Shadi ki.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai,
Nurse: Is Mein 7 Tanke Lagen Gy,
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo Gi…?
Nurse: 2000 Rup
Pathan: Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hy Karhai Ni Karwana….
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 aisa sawal jo ap ko garmi mein mazeed Aag laga de ga.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap Hamari Service se Khush to hain na.....??
From:
WAPDA.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me
.
.
.
.
PATHAN to nahi?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
FAQIR: ALLAH k Nam pr kuch day do?
Ghar se larki boli: kuch nahi ha maf karo,
FAQIR: Apna numbr hi day do, Baba Dua b kary ga or msg b.!:-D;-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tufani Barish Mein Ek Pathan
Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gya Tha
Pathan Dhonty Hoye 1 Park Pohanch Gaya Wahan 1 Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Ankhojn Me Dewkhte Hoye Keh Raha Tha
Mujhe Tumhari Ankhon Main
Pori Duniya Nazr Aa Rahi Hai
Pathan : Dekhna Mera Gadha Nazar Aa Raha Hai Kya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Ladke Ko Girls Hostel Mein Naukri Mil Gayi.
Do Mahine Baad Hostel Ki
Warden Ne Use Bulakar Kaha.
Warden: “Tum Apni Salary Nahi Lene Aaye?”
Ladka Chikhte Hue Bola: “Kyaaaaaa?, Salary Bhi Milegi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
?1 computr field ki ladki kaise gali degi?
saale infinte loop,paidaishi error,virus k bachche,1click marugi to dharti se delete ho k paatal me install ho jayega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)