Maa khush khabri hai
Sardar :
Maa khush khabri hai.
Maa: Bool bata.
Sardar: maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya.
Maa: beeta huwa ya beeti.
Sardar: Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.
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