Funny
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 930 views
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