500 Me Kya Sheela Nachegi
House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhey nach
rahe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1039 views
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