An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 891 views

pathan service shoes ke dukan par

pathan service shoes ke dukan par

Bari guarantee daindey o

jutti ne tay 2 din v nai kaddy

dukandar: huwa kay hai

pathan: Masjid vichon chukki gai ey.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Murgi ne india pakistan border

Murgi ne india pakistan border par 1 Anda diya. Dono desh
1 ande k liye larrne lage,

Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko

kiss karega anda uska hoga,
Indians ne 20,000 pakistani Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,

Pakistani excited ho kar bole:= Ab humari bari hai.

Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda tum hi rakh lo..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bechlor or married again

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan ki chand k barey mey new theory.

Moon is better than Sun because
Moon gives light in night
when light is needed
but Sun gives light in day
when light is not needed.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sone K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

Sardar: Bhai Saheb 1 Kala
Bulb Dena!

Shopkeeper:Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?

Sardar: Dopehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)