Main Aata Hoon Lekin Pehle Lion Ko Hatao

A Lady Was Kissing A Lion Inside A Cage In Circus Ring Master:
“Anyone Can Do It?”

Sardar: Main Aata Hoon Lekin Pehle Lion Ko Hatao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

”Sabse bada challenge kyahai?”

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya
hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur
last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Apko Aaine Main Dekha

Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Apko Aaine Main Dekha

Or Bola

Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai ....

O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor Hai

Jo Shadi Ke Album Main Meri Biwi Ke Sath Tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shanakhti card

Pathan bhai mobile me pashto gane bharne hain

Dukandar;memory card hai.

Pathan;nai memory card abi nai banaya shankhti card hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
BBC Reporter Pathan Se

BBC Reporter Pathan Se:

Ye Batayien K Platform Pr
Kharay Saray Pathan Kese Maray?

Pathan:
Ek Elaan Hua K Train Platform
Par Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Patri Par Chlang Laga Di

Reporter: Phir Aap Kese Bach Gye?

Pathan:
Mein Khudkushi K Liye Patri
Par Leta Tha Ye Elaan Suna To Mein Platform Par Ja Kr Lait Gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Darling, I won the lottery

Wife: Darling, I won the lottery of Rs 5 crore, Go And pack Your Luggage… Husband: What We Have To Carry Sweetheart, Winter Clothes or Summer Clothes? Wife: Whatever, Pack your luggage and get out from here….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Very Good Intelligent Hoo

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
Very Very Very Good
Intelligent Hoo
Kaal A-B-C-D Seekehngay.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aaj short skirt kyun pehan k i ho

Teacher: Aaj short skirt kyun pehan k i ho?
.
Girl: Madam, aaj half day hai na iss liye. Full day par full dress pehenti hoon!!
.
ALL boys: Madam, kabhi holidayz mein bhi class lo na ek baar plz

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
student life

Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
.
10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Father beta tumne

father-beta tumne college me sabse mushkil kaam koun sa sikha?
beta-2 kaam sikhe.

1 danto se bear ki bottal kholna.
2 tez aandi me 1 tilli se cigerete jalana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sawal: Kanoon dusri shadi karne

Sawal: Kanoon dusri shadi karne ke liye permission kyun nahi deta?

Jwaab: Kyunki kanoon ke mutabik kisi ko ek hi gunah ke liye do baar saja nahi di ja sakti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Call Mat Karna

heater.

Japan mein 2 dost thy

Pathan

Baba ranchoddas said

Sar dard ki goli

Dahi ki english btao

Sardar Se Dahi Ki English Btao

Girlfriend: Kal Mera Birthda..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook