Batao aisa kiya karen k

Teacher: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay ??
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Pathan : watty maaroo watty :-p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 602 views
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