Pati Jaise Hi Ghar Aaya Biwi Ne Us Se Puchha.

Biwi: “Aap Har Hafte Fishing Ke Liye Jaate Ho Na?”
Pati: “Haan, Toh…?”

Biwi: “Aaj Wo Machhli Aayi Thi, Bol Rahi Thi Ki Wo Maan Banne Wali Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views

miser:i have to buy a new comb

miser:i have to buy a new comb immidiatley

friend:why did u lose yours.
miser:no.a tooth of the comb broke.

friend : thats no problem.
miser:it is. as it was the last tooth.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray

Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to? Banta : Illeagal...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Girlfriend to Naman

Girlfriend to Naman: Main tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.

Funny Naman: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)