Jo Raat Ko Aay Aur Subah Chali Jaay
Baap: Beta Tujhey Kesi Bivi Chaheay?
Beta: Chand Jesi
Baap: Itni Khoobsurat?
Beta:Nahi, Aisi Jo Raat Ko Aay
Aur Subah Chali Jaay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 816 views
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