A boy was driving a car on a Highway.
A boy was driving a car on a Highway. A girl on scooty overtook him.
Boy shouted, “Buffalo”
Girl turned back & shouted, “Pig, donkey, Monkey, Stupid boy”
Suddenly she met with an accident. She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road.
MORAL: “Girls never understand what a boy wants to say''
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 884 views
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