pappu iz the best

pappu iz the best. . .:-D. . !!!

Mukesh Ambani::: Agar main
subah se apni car me niklu
to sham tak apni aadhi
property bhi nahi dekh sakta,
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Pappu:" Hamare paas bhi aisi
khatara car thi, Bech di... :p:O:/:-
D:-
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Ñ@üghtý þoý

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 670 views
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