Funny Laluji Teen Mahine
Funny Laluji Teen Mahine Obama Ke Paas Engish Ki Training Lekar India Aaye Ek Din Unhe Ek Call Aaya. Laluji Bole Who Is Speaking?. Jawab Tha Hum Sasura Obama Bol Raha Hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views
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Do bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the.
Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy
laye hain ,wo bahot achchi hai.
Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who
meri mummy reh chuki hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!" -
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji Tay Sardar Ji day 5 Parawan nay ral kay taxi lay lai
15 Din Chalanday Rahay Sawari hi Koi Na Mili....... . . .
3 Para Pichay Bethay Rehnday Si Tay 2 Aggay :)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jija: saali se, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez
kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legaye.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:
Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.
Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Biwi: “Tum nay kabhi sochnay ki koshish bhi ki hai tumhari tankhwa aakhir kahan jati hai”? Shohar: Baigam jab say hamari shaadi hui hai main nay is qisam ki koshishain turk kar di hain”
by Zaid Mughal (few years ago!)
Doctor adhi raat ko uttha or bv se bola:
“main hospital ja raha hoon, hospital se fone aya hay, emrgency hAy.”
Bivi:”kisi ko to apni maut marnay diya karo”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baagh Me Bulbul Or Mehfil Me Parwaney, Behar-e-Ishq Me Kis Ka Baira Gharq Nahi, Dono Saari Raat Nahi Sotey Ik Pal, Aashiq Or Ullu Me Koi Farq Nahi.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)