Geography class
Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?
Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line
which passes from one pole to the other, and on
which the earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on
that line?
Student: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 880 views
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