Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?
Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line
which passes from one pole to the other, and on
which the earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on
that line?
Student: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 868 views

Height Of Insult Of Girls In New Way

Ladkiyo Ka Group Ek Waterfall Dekhne Ke Liye Gaya,

Guide: Ye Duniya Ka Sab Se Bada Waterfall Hai,

Is Waterfall Ki Awaj Itni Tez Hai Ki Agar Yahaan Se 20

Supersonic Planes Bhi Gujrege,
To Bhi Hum Is Waterfall Ki Awaz Bade Aaram Se Sun Sakte Hai,?

Ab Aap Sabhi Ladkiyo Se Request Hai Ki Aap Kripya Chup Rahe,

Taki Hum Waterfall Ki Aawaz Sun Sake.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?

Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?

Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho

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Aur aap k pass 1 rupay ho…!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

3 Famous Pakistan Mill

There are Famous mills in Pakistan

1. Sugar Mill.

2. Cotton Mill.

And the most Famous is.

3. Beta Tu zra Bahir Mill..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Blonde Wife

Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.

Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How much will this cost me?

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $100.00.

Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?

Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)