Hindu ne Muslim se pocha

1 Hindu ne Muslim se pochaTum log Khatna Q karwate ho?

Musalman soch me par gaya Phr bola: Faida to kuch khas nahi,bus zara KHOOBSURTI aa jati hai..!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1341 views
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