One day dog dancing madly

One day dog dancing madly on the merage of lion lion ask y r u dancing madly dog said i am also lion before merrage....

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Teacher: “School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?”

Pappu: “School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai, Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi”

Teacher: “Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?”

Pappu: “Jarurat Hi Nahi Hai, Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke Samne Se Dheere Hokar Nikalti Hai“

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sardar:wah g wah to jinhun ne ticket lia wo kia bewakuf

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pathan to interviewwer

# Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

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A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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1 GADHA RO RO KER DUA KER RAHA THA? YA KHUDA MUJHE PADHNE KI TOFIQ DE? 1 DIN USKI DUA QABOOL HUYE OR WO YE SMS BHI PADH RAHA HAI

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hockey aur cricket

hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???

Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai

Jab ke

Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…

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Batao Dosto Bechare Santa Ki Kya Galti?

Santa Park Mein Bench Par Betha Hua Thha Aur Uske Sath Ek Kutta Bhi Thha.

Ek Aadmi Aya Aur Usne Satna Se Puchha

Aadmi: “Bhai Sahab Apka Kutta Kat Ta Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi”

Aadmi Bhi Bench Par Beth Gaya Aur Kutte Ne Uski Taang Pe Kaat Liya.

Aadmi Gusse Mein Santa Ko Gali Dete Hue Bola

Aadmi: “Sale, Tune To Kaha Tha Ki Kutta Nahi Kat Ta”

Santa Masumiyat Se: “Haan Mene Sach Kaha Thha, Par Ye Mera Kutta Nahi Hai“

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Dahi Ki English Btao?

Sardar Sochne K Bad:
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,
,
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Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Swairey Swairey Tight.!

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