Ek fosr dosre se
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DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA- ”
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JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI KO
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JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI
BHEJA THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?”
DUSRA DOST BOLA- “YAHI KI SHAYAD USE
TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA.”
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