Ek fosr dosre se
EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI
DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA- ”
MAI KUCH DINO KE LIYE BAHAR GAYA THA - AUR
JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI KO
APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,
JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI
BHEJA THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?”
DUSRA DOST BOLA- “YAHI KI SHAYAD USE
TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA.”
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