Teacher ne dusri class ke ek
Teacher ne dusri class ke ek backe se kaha: Mene kal tumhe jo hindi ka path pdhaya tha, use sunao
Bacha: teacher aata nahi hai
Teacher: nahi aata hai to aisa karo jo aata hai wahi sunao
Bacha: mujhe to gana aata hai wahi suna du?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 607 views
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