Pathan ka ?aita Awaaz ?adal ker Apnay Master ko ?all kerta Hy..

“Maira ?aita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa ?akta”

Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay ?y ?ola..

Tum kon ?aat ker Rahay Hou?

?acha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ?aat ker Rahay Hain..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 633 views

Wapda Laya Naya Package

Dear Customr,

Ab”WAPDA”
Laya Naya Packeg.

“5 Ka 55?

Yani her ghnta 5mint Light jalane
Per 55mint Loadsheding
Bilkul Free.

Faaidy=
1-mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.

2-TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziada amkanat.

3-Bijli jane pr sabar karne!se jannat mein jane k ziada amkanat.

4-Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shamuliat.

Ye Offr La Mhdud Muddat K Lye Hai

“WAPDA” or awaam ki GAALIAN hamesha ka sath” :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?
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Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghar construction

Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..
Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Par Color
kiya,
Aur Nechay Wale Part Par Likh Diya
"SAME AS ABOVE"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai

Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai Ki Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance Bada Mast Hai.

Ek Din Ese Hi Baaton Baaton Mein Hrithik Bhai Apne Rajnikanth Ko Dance Competition Ke Liye Challange Kar Bethe.

Aur Is Competition Ka Result Aap Logo Ko Batane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai.

Kyunki Aap Logo Ne Hrithik Bhai Ko Wheel Chair Par Dekh Hi Liya Hoga Guzarish Mein.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cat Technical Support Problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)