Jab Aap Chashma Utaarte Ho Tab
Wife- Jab Aap Chashma Utaarte Ho Tab Handsome Dikhte Ho
Husband- Ha Dear, Jab Mai Chashma Utaarta Hu Tab Tum Bhi Bahut Khoobsurat Dikhti Ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 859 views
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