Looking Sad Today
Bolu: Pappu, Why are you looking sad today ? Pappu: My wife will not speak with me for a week…. Bolu: Are you mad, You should be happy for that… Pappu: Ya I was but today is the last day !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 704 views
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