“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.
BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k din baad sohar ne bhi suicide kar li,
magar SAAS chup aur zinda rahi.
Kiyu?
“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 850 views
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