Acronyms
What it Really Means...
WWW = World Wide Wait
ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
SCSI = System Can't See It
DOS = Defective Operating System
IBM = I Blame Microsoft
PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics
BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
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