3 Dost Ek 7 Ja Rahay Thy

3 Dost Ek 7 Ja Rahay Thy.
Un mE sE 2 gareeb Thy.

Achank 1 Pari Ai Or Kaha k Main Tm tino Ki
1-1 Wish Pori KronGi.

Pehla Dost:
Main ameer Hona Chahta Hon.
Pari nE us ko ameer Bna Diya

2nd Walay nE B Yahi Wish Ki.
Pari Ne Oski B Wish Pori KrDi.

3rd Zor Zor Se Hans k lot pot ho Raha Tha.

Pari nE Kaha Hanso Mat Or apni Wish Btao

3rd Bola: Hahahahahaha
In dono ko Phir sE gareeb Kr Do.

Moral: Dost Kamine Na Hon To Dosti Ka Maza Nai Ata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 633 views
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