Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara:

Logo ne pocha kyou?


Phatan:
Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 599 views

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai

New Version of Old Dialogue:
Mere Paas Facebook Hai
Twitter Hai
Orkut Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Smart Boy Answer:
Mere Paas "KAAM DHANDA" hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

De De Thakur

Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese
Check Karwaunga..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sts For Dinner

GueThere was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko
kaun chala rahela hai ?

Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to

SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?

Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)