A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 885 views

Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara

Boy- Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara
Dad- Why ?
Boy- Sir Ne Puchha 2*3=? , Maine Kaha 6, Phir Puchha 3*2=?
Dad- Saale Dono Answer Same Hota Hai.
Boy- Maine Sir Ko Bilkul Aise Hi Kaha Tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: Will you marry

Sardar: Will you marry , after i die .
Wife : No i will live with my sister.

Wife : Will u marry , after i die .

Sardar: No i will also live with your sister.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ustaad: Mujhe water ka formula sunao

Ustaad: Mujhe water ka formula sunao.
Shagird: HIJKLMNO.
Ustaad: Kya? Yeh kya?
Shagird: Kul aap he nay to bataya thaa H to O water ka formula hota hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nikah fees

Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Fourth Husband

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)