Paper Was Tough!
Dad:
Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son:
Paper Was Tough!
Dad:
Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son:
Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)
by sana (few years ago!) / 928 views
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