on the ist day at school
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten
teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the
bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of the room asked,
"How will that help?"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 820 views
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