An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa shouted, “what a shot you made!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views

My husband`s career

Jeeto: My husband`s career is in the ruins.
Preeto: Oh, I am sorry to hear that.
Jeeto: There is nothing to be sorry about. He is an Archaeologist

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aap apni beti ki shadi Mujh se kar dein

Larka sheikh se: Aap apni beti ki shadi Mujh se kar dein main oss ke wazan ke barabar Aap ko sona doon ga

Sheikh mujhe kuch waqt do

Larka: sochne ke liye

Sheikh: naheen beti ka wazan barhane ke liye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Chaman told his friend

Chaman told his friend, “Yaar ek ladki mujh ko
hans ke dekh rahi hai"
Naman: Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya
dekh ke hans rahi hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

rozana 3 km walk...

Dr. 2 Pathan:
Agar Tum Rozana 3KM Walk Karoge To 1 Saal Me Tumhara 50KG Wazan Kam Ho Jaye Ga.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.

Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down toward d river. Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)