Iss Duniya Ko Mitta Dunga

Angry Pagal : Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga.

Dusra Pagal standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 587 views
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