A peaceful death

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my
Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like
the passengers in his car.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 579 views
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Sardar Went To Mirror Shop

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Sardar went to a mirror shop

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May I help you

Sardar: I want a very strong mirror.
Shop keeper: Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000

Sardar: Is it really that strong

Shop keeper: Yes sir. If u want to know, you can throw this mirror from 100 storeyed building. This mirror does not breaks upto 99 floors sir

Sardar: Wah bahuth badiya hai
He pays the shop keeper and leaves with that mirror

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Mere Mohalley Wale

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Chineze aur Pakistani

Talwaar Bazi K Muqable Men
1 Chineze Ne Bareek Taar K 2 Tukre Kr Diye

Japani Ne Us Se Bhi
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Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
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Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne daru pee k taxi roki..

Taxi driver ne gadi start ki aur fir
wahi par band kar di

Aur bola -: Lo saab pahuch gaye ...:P

Pehle dost ne use paise de diye

2nd bola thank u, bada jaldi pahucha diya..

Pappu ne taxi driver k ek thappad laga diya

Driver dar gaya socha, ye samaj gaya h shayad ..
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saale aaram se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to :P :D

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Mast Mast 2 Lain

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Student:

Active voice: Tere mas mast 2 nain merey dil ka lay ga chain

Passive voice: Merey dil ka lay chain tere mast mast 2 nain

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Meeday Ki Maa

Ustad Ji Bachon Ko English Sikha Rahy Thy..

Ustad Ji: Meeday Tum Batao Ye Kiya Hai??

Meeda: Pata Nai Ustad Ji.

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Jese Tumhari Maa..

Ab Ustad Ji Ny Sheeday Ko "W" Dikha Ker Pucha:
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Sheeda Ghor Se Dekhtay Huwe:
Ustad Ji Lagti To Ye Meeday Ki Maa Hai,
Magar Sar K Bal Khari Hui Hai..

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