Main khubsurat hoti ja rhi hun

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi
hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi
hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 947 views
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