Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya-
"Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?"
Larki Ne Gosea S Kaha-" Tamiez S Bat Karo-
Sardar: Baji Tosi Mere Nal Weya Far Maao Ge

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 699 views

Sonu AXE-EFFECT DEO Laga K Nikla

Sonu AXE-EFFECT DEO Laga K Nikla

Uske Pichhe BUDHIYA Padh Gayi

Sonu Ne Company Se Shikayat Ki

Waha Se Reply Aya- Sir Apne Expired Deo Lagaya Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A child asked his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ladke Darte Hain To Bas

Na Daddy Ki Maar Se,
Na Mummy Ki Fatkaar Se,
Na Ladki Ke Inkaar Se,
Na Sandalon Ki Bauchchar Se,
Ladke Darte Hain To Bas,
RAKHI Ke Tyohaar Se!

BEWARE! COMING SOON!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

beata maa hi samjho

Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.
Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathan ne makhi k dono par

Pathan ne makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha

“UR ja”

wo na uri to pathan ne kaha:

Tajarbay se sabit hua k Agr makhi k dono pr Kat diye jain to wo Sun nai skti :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)