Newspaper Tomorrow

Thief1: Lets Count d Money We hav
Looted Today!

Thief2: I m So Tired,
We'll See it in d Newspaper Tomorrow.

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gya,
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bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath
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pao rakh kr bola:"
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UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AAYA
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