Ustaad aur Saara

Ustad: agar mei tumhare walida ko 5000 rupe du

Aur unhe sirf 2000 ke zrurat ho tu wo kitney wapas kren ge?

Sara: 1 b nhe

Ustaad: Tumhari ma hisab nhe janti?

Sara: Sir ap meri ma ko nhe jante

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