Biwi: Mere khayal main hamari beti ki kisi Larkay k sath Setting ho gai hai...

Husband: Woh kese?

Biwi: Kyon k woh kafi dino se Balance k Paise nahi maang rahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 635 views

How do u know

How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa ki beti

SANTA Ki Beti "LAADO"
Bachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai
Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
'Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Back To Life

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out,"Watch the wall!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Impossible

Santa: "impossible" shabd mere dictionary mein
nahi hai
Banta: arey yaar, ab bataake kyaa faayda.
dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)