Larki ki Setting
Biwi: Mere khayal main hamari beti ki kisi Larkay k sath Setting ho gai hai...
Husband: Woh kese?
Biwi: Kyon k woh kafi dino se Balance k Paise nahi maang rahi hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views
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